my favourite movie twist ending is in Die Hard when you find out that Bruce Willis was hard the entire time
mondays, amirite fellas?
constantly thanking god it's tgif friday every day of my life
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octopus riding turtle
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bird riding bird
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gorilla riding gorilla
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(Source: xxziggystardust, via theweirdwideweb)
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goat riding capybara
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This bat has upset me
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The little man is two weeks old today. This is my fav pic of us because we’re ASLEEP which is a magical and extremely rare occurrence that I’ve learnt to treasure more than anything
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We done it! Nikki & I are very tired and excited to introduce Arthur Jack D'Arcy. Born 12/06/18 weighing 3.41kg and with the strength of 10 men. Doctors are saying he’s the best baby that’s ever been born.
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(Source: stiffspeed, via isay)
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Phwoah, mondays!
(Source: weonsinnombre, via oggerblay)
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With a significantly less robust pipefish swimming below
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(Source: morefunthanb4, via classicmeevs)
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It’s unbelievable how duck flavoured these are. I can only assume they’re taking actual cooked Peking ducks, freeze-drying and somehow grinding them into a powder then applying that to the chip. It’s such pure duck flavour it feels like Smiths™ are spitting in the face of god. With this level of power and control over taste, one of only 5 senses that make up the human experience, you wonder what else they might be capable of.